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Some funny things Tyson says:

"Mom have you seen my locker hands?"
"Your what?"
"My locker hands."
"What are "locker hands"?"
"You know, (he rolls his eyes at this point) those things police men use to lock up the bad guys."
"OH! You mean hand cuffs?"
"Yeah, that is what I said, locker hands."
(Then he looks at me like I am the village idiot)