A Funny!

So Tyson said something so funny I have to write about it.
To set up the scene: Vaughn was talking to his dad when Tyson decided that he wanted to talk on the phone. Here is the conversation:

Tyson: Papa I need to tell you something
Grandpa Jackson: Ok
Tyson: I need a gun, I don't have a gun and I need you to get me one so I can go shoot with daddy.

Vaughn's dad thinks we set Tyson up to say this, but truth be told, it came out all on his own. We just laughed. Then two days ago he had this conversation with my mother-in-law.

Tyson: Grandma I need to tell you something
Grandma: Yeah
Tyson: I need some roller shoes
Grandma: Roller shoes?
Tyson: Yeah, those ones that have that roller thing on the shoe, those ones. I need those ok?

Another roar of laughter from me and from my mother-in-law. Tyson now thinks that he needs everything. HA HA HA